Worst fake straw hats One Piece

72 ELO points separate Cocoa – Robin from Manjaro – Zoro at the top of the One Piece fake Straw Hat ranking, after 3383 duels.

Turco – Franky leads with 1347 ELO points, winning 61% of his 72 duels. Chocolat – Nami follows at rank 2 with 1311 ELO points and a 60% win rate across 65 duels. The podium closes with Cocoa – Robin at 1305 ELO after 73 duels, but the sharpest drop in the ranking happens right after her: a 72-point gap pushes Manjaro – Zoro down to rank 4 with 1233 ELO. This break signals where the most repulsive impostors stand apart from the merely offensive ones. Drip – Sanji sits at rank 5 with 1165 ELO, while Demaro Black – Luffy lands at rank 6 with 1162 ELO. At the bottom, Nora Gitsune – Chopper collapses at rank 8 with just 926 ELO points and a 19% win rate over 52 duels, suggesting the fake Chopper fails to provoke the visceral disgust voters reserve for the higher-ranked pretenders.

The ranking draws on 3383 duels submitted by 230 players, all eight fake Straw Hats tested against each other. Updated on 10 October 2026, the data reflects which impostors from the Return to Sabaody arc inspire the strongest negative reactions. Head to VAINKEURZ to cast your vote and shape the standings, comparing the phonies who dared impersonate the crew during the two-year time skip.

Updated on October 10, 2026

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.

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