Best Scènes de ménages couples

113 ELO points separate Emma and Fabien from Camille and Philippe in the Scènes de ménages ranking, after 1062 duels.

Liliane and José dominate at 1402 ELO, winning 74% of their 38 duels, but the sharpest break sits lower in the standings. Emma and Fabien hold third place at 1311 points, creating a decisive gap above Camille and Philippe at 1198. That 113-point divide marks the clearest split in voter opinion across the entire ranking, suggesting a fault line between the couples who consistently land their jokes and those who fall short. Huguette and Raymond secure second place with 1355 ELO and a 65% win rate across 34 duels, trailing Liliane and José by 47 points. The top three pull decisively ahead of the rest, leaving Marion and Cédric at 1183 points in fifth position. At the bottom, Louise and Jalil struggle at 986 ELO with a 23% win rate over 30 duels, suggesting the community finds their dynamic less compelling than the established favourites. Gilbert and Christine sit just above them at 1014 points, leaving a cluster of couples fighting to avoid the bottom tier and prove their comedic worth.

This ranking draws on 1062 duels submitted by 84 players, comparing all 8 couples from the French sitcom. The figures were updated on 11 October 2026. Vote now to shift the standings or confirm which couple delivers the sharpest laughs.

Updated on October 11, 2026

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.

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