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Season 3 Episode 17: Dog Catchers1300

The worldwide ranking generated by 972 votes

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Season 3 Episode 17: Dog Catchers1300

Season 4 Episode 3: Family Reunion1286

Season 4 Episode 10: If Boys Were Girls1285

Season 1 Episode 13: The Choice1281

Season 3 Episode 20: Jury Duty1278

Season 2 Episode 2: Halloween1268

Season 2 Episode 16: Traffic Jam1261

Season 3 Episode 10: Sexy Lois1260

Season 4 Episode 5: The Old Parents1260

#10

Season 5 Episode 3: The Diary1254

#11

Season 6 Episode 1: Reese's Job1252

#12

Season 1 Episode 15: Saturday Night1252

#13

Season 5 Episode 18: I.Q. Test1251

#14

Season 2 Episode 19: After School1249

#15

Season 3 Episode 9: The Red Door1247

#16

Season 3 Episode 13: The Driver1246

#17

Season 4 Episode 1: Zoo1246

#18

Season 6 Episode 15: Who's Your Daddy1244

#19

Season 6 Episode 11: Opera1243

#20

Season 3 Episode 3: Smoke and Mirrors1243

#21

Season 4 Episode 9: Grandma's Day1239

#22

Season 3 Episode 7: Christmas Break1239

#23

Season 5 Episode 21: The Longest Day [1/2]1238

#24

Season 7 Episode 16: The Crusader1237

#25

Season 3 Episode 19: Malcolm's Car1237

#26

Season 2 Episode 10: The Grand-Wicked1235

#27

Season 2 Episode 18: Reese Cooks1234

#28

Season 2 Episode 25: Reunion1234

#29

Season 3 Episode 15: The Surprise1233

#30

Season 4 Episode 6: Company Picnic1231

#31

Season 2 Episode 23: Carnival1230

#32

Season 2 Episode 8: Therapy1230

#33

Season 7 Episode 12: Commitment1228

#34

Season 4 Episode 16: The Grandparents1227

#35

Season 3 Episode 6: Cold War1227

#36

Season 3 Episode 4: The Girlfriend1225

#37

Season 5 Episode 10: Hot Tub1225

#38

Season 2 Episode 13: New Neighbors1224

#39

Season 7 Episode 4: Haunted House1223

#40

Season 2 Episode 15: Teens and T-Shirts1222

#41

Season 1 Episode 16: The Reckoning1222

#42

Season 7 Episode 2: Insurance1221

#43

Season 7 Episode 14: Hal's Depression1220

#44

Season 3 Episode 22: Daycare1219

#45

Season 1 Episode 8: King of the Ball1219

#46

Season 4 Episode 2: Humiliation1216

#47

Season 2 Episode 11: Old Lady1216

#48

Season 6 Episode 7: Sleepwalking1216

#49

Season 3 Episode 2: Emancipation1216

#50

Season 2 Episode 17: Emergency Room1215

#51

Season 6 Episode 6: Hal's Christmas1214

#52

Season 1 Episode 12: Cheerleader1212

#53

Season 5 Episode 11: Grandma's Boyfriend1211

#54

Season 4 Episode 19: Exposure1211

#55

Season 3 Episode 8: Poker1210

#56

Season 6 Episode 21: Stand By Me1209

#57

Season 5 Episode 16: Open House1209

#58

Season 1 Episode 5: Home Alone 41209

#59

Season 4 Episode 21: Baby [2/2]1209

#60

Season 2 Episode 21: Malcolm vs. Reese1209

#61

Season 2 Episode 4: Dinner Party1208

#62

Season 1 Episode 2: Smarter Child1208

#63

Season 3 Episode 5: Charity Case1207

#64

Season 4 Episode 12: Zero Tolerance1207

#65

Season 6 Episode 2: Idols1206

#66

Season 4 Episode 11: If Boys Were Girls1206

#67

Season 4 Episode 17: The Test1203

#68

Season 3 Episode 1: Red Flag1202

#69

Season 5 Episode 13: Lois' Sister1202

#70

Season 4 Episode 22: The Longest Day1201

#71

Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot1201

#72

Season 5 Episode 20: Malcolm's Money1201

#73

Season 1 Episode 7: Bad Girl1201

#74

Season 6 Episode 14: Grandma's Leg1200

#75

Season 5 Episode 7: Christmas Trees1200

#76

Season 1 Episode 11: Funeral1199

#77

Season 4 Episode 7: The Blackout1199

#78

Season 3 Episode 21: Re-Arranged1199

#79

Season 5 Episode 12: Busey and the Beast1198

#80

Season 5 Episode 4: The Chef1198

#81

Season 4 Episode 8: Western1197

#82

Season 1 Episode 10: High Wire1196

#83

Season 7 Episode 13: Mono1195

#84

Season 7 Episode 5: Killer Bees1193

#85

Season 3 Episode 16: The Trainer1193

#86

Season 2 Episode 7: Brushbacks1193

#87

Season 4 Episode 20: Baby [1/2]1193

#88

Season 5 Episode 17: Experiment1192

#89

Season 1 Episode 14: The Killer Robot1192

#90

Season 6 Episode 3: Garbage1192

#91

Season 4 Episode 18: The Celebration1192

#92

Season 3 Episode 11: Picnic1191

#93

Season 4 Episode 14: Hal's Friend1191

#94

Season 6 Episode 18: What If1190

#95

Season 7 Episode 7: The Dark Ages1190

#96

Season 6 Episode 8: Security1190

#97

Season 5 Episode 19: Experiment1190

#98

Season 7 Episode 17: The Choice1189

#99

Season 3 Episode 14: The Thanksgiving1188

#100

Season 7 Episode 11: The Fight1186

#101

Season 6 Episode 20: 800 Dollars1186

#102

Season 2 Episode 5: The Game1185

#103

Season 4 Episode 4: The Bully1185

#104

Season 2 Episode 14: Hal's Dilemma1185

#105

Season 7 Episode 8: Army Surplus1185

#106

Season 1 Episode 9: Lois's Mom1184

#107

Season 7 Episode 20: Animal Control1183

#108

Season 6 Episode 22: Daydreamer1182

#109

Season 2 Episode 1: Traffic1180

#110

Season 6 Episode 19: Malcolm's Mom1179

#111

Season 5 Episode 9: The Grandparents1179

#112

Season 5 Episode 22: The Longest Day [2/2]1178

#113

Season 5 Episode 8: Fun Day1176

#114

Season 7 Episode 9: Reese's Reward1176

#115

Season 7 Episode 1: Burn, Baby, Burn1175

#116

Season 6 Episode 10: Getting the Job1170

#117

Season 6 Episode 9: Battery1170

#118

Season 7 Episode 15: The Malcom1170

#119

Season 4 Episode 13: S'ex1169

#120

Season 6 Episode 16: Company Picnic1169

#121

Season 2 Episode 20: The Bit Shop1168

#122

Season 6 Episode 12: Health Insurance1168

#123

Season 1 Episode 4: Shame1168

#124

Season 3 Episode 12: Malcolm's Balls1168

#125

Season 7 Episode 19: Salesman1167

#126

Season 4 Episode 15: The Big Bang1166

#127

Season 6 Episode 13: Paradise1166

#128

Season 5 Episode 2: Baby Pickup1165

#129

Season 2 Episode 22: Re-Entry1163

#130

Season 5 Episode 6: Malcolm's Job1163

#131

Season 1 Episode 3: Pilot1159

#132

Season 7 Episode 18: The Dream1159

#133

Season 5 Episode 15: Block Party1158

#134

Season 5 Episode 14: Malcolm Films1156

#135

Season 3 Episode 18: Poker II1155

#136

Season 5 Episode 1: Vegas1154

#137

Season 7 Episode 10: Money1154

#138

Season 7 Episode 3: Vows1153

#139

Season 7 Episode 22: Malcolm's President1151

#140

Season 7 Episode 21: Graduation1146

#141

Season 1 Episode 6: Poquito Cabeza1142

#142

Season 2 Episode 6: The Convention1141

#143

Season 7 Episode 6: Neighbors1141

#144

Season 6 Episode 5: Kitty1138

#145

Season 2 Episode 24: Flashback1135

#146

Season 2 Episode 12: The Light Bulb1134

#147

Season 6 Episode 4: Pearl Harbor1132

#148

Season 5 Episode 5: Malcolm's Girlfriend1132

#149

Season 2 Episode 9: Malcolm's Play1124

#150

Season 6 Episode 17: We Are Family1124

#151

Season 2 Episode 3: Birthday Gifts1098

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Rank the funniest episodes of Malcolm.

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.