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We're pissed
We're pissed1380
medal-1-3d

The worldwide ranking generated by 475 votes

23 / 23
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We're pissedWe're pissed1380
medal-2
Perceval: Yeah that's not wrong!!Perceval: Yeah that's not wrong!!1331
medal-3
Kaamelott – Stop trying to say stuffKaamelott – Stop trying to say stuff1329
#4
Interpreter SpoonInterpreter Spoon1284
#5
The joy of livingThe joy of living1273
#6
Fat is lifeFat is life1267
#7
It's always stupid but…It's always stupid but…1256
#8
I don't eat seedsI don't eat seeds1246
#9
BOOM pull up your underwear Lauthar!BOOM pull up your underwear Lauthar!1244
#10
Where's the chick?Where's the chick?1243
#11
As suchAs such1233
#12
You balding old whoreYou balding old whore1222
#13
Thanks, you're welcome, goodbye ladies and gentlemenThanks, you're welcome, goodbye ladies and gentlemen1190
#14
INDEPENDENT WAAAALESINDEPENDENT WAAAALES1183
#15
I can't believe I'm hearing such bullshit!I can't believe I'm hearing such bullshit!1161
#16
Three days travel, three days at your place…Three days travel, three days at your place…1152
#17
Reactions #1 – ExasperationReactions #1 – Exasperation1146
#18
One day I'm gonna burn your familyOne day I'm gonna burn your family1127
#19
It's complicated but it's complicated!It's complicated but it's complicated!1094
#20
Gray things with a tail in the middle of their headGray things with a tail in the middle of their head1091
#21
Heretics to the stake!Heretics to the stake!1088
#22
Kaamelott – RudeKaamelott – Rude1035
#23
Just imagine for two secondsJust imagine for two seconds1026

What the community says

Discover the unforgettable cult lines from Kaamelott! Vote for your favourite quote from Alexandre Astier's iconic French TV series.

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.

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