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Cuddy, wicked witch1404

The worldwide ranking generated by 475 votes

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Cuddy, wicked witch1404

The best teacher1339

A bullet happened to pass by...1328

Being a believer1308

The job interview1307

Expert in synonyms1295

Mommy and Daddy1294

You're so ugly!1280

Pain problem1274

#10

Run away!1261

#11

Brilliant?1260

#12

The senior citizens fan club1250

#13

Just pathetic1245

#14

The important thing is to own it1245

#15

The yo-yo trick1243

#16

I'm going to lunch1236

#17

The carpet1231

#18

The cynical strategist1230

#19

Deaf when it suits him...1223

#20

A strong ego1219

#21

The hospital seats1218

#22

Rectal bleeding1212

#23

His weak spot: kids1202

#24

8-year-old mental age1201

#25

His specialty: putting patients in their place1199

#26

Better than God?1198

#27

House in a lab coat?1197

#28

Chase's hair1192

#29

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?1190

#30

House the ruthless1186

#31

The art of rounding up1186

#32

The taste of painkillers1182

#33

The prince of tact1167

#34

Obsessed with metaphors1157

#35

Sensational for humanity1155

#36

Cuddy's butt1154

#37

You're not so bad!1145

#38

Handing out spankings?1135

#39

Not very nice and a huge drug addict1134

#40

Lunch with Cuddy1131

#41

Cuddy's revenge1128

#42

The Great Wall of China1125

#43

Dr. House's squaw1125

#44

Wilson's got some bite!1117

#45

Who does Cuddy have a crush on?1109

#46

Kevin or Carl?1103

#47

The best confidant1100

#48

Cuddy's cleavage1098

#49

A bit megalomaniac?1038

#50

What are we talking about?1024

What the community says

Rank the best quotes and memorable moments from the medical series House.

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.