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Cuddy, wicked witch1282

The worldwide ranking generated by 470 votes

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Cuddy, wicked witch1282

A bullet happened to pass by...1265

The best teacher1258

Pain problem1253

Mommy and Daddy1244

The job interview1240

Expert in synonyms1238

Being a believer1238

You're so ugly!1231

#10

Brilliant?1229

#11

A strong ego1224

#12

I'm going to lunch1222

#13

The senior citizens fan club1221

#14

The yo-yo trick1219

#15

Just pathetic1217

#16

Run away!1217

#17

The important thing is to own it1217

#18

Deaf when it suits him...1213

#19

The carpet1210

#20

The cynical strategist1209

#21

The hospital seats1207

#22

Rectal bleeding1205

#23

Better than God?1205

#24

Cuddy's butt1202

#25

His weak spot: kids1200

#26

Chase's hair1198

#27

House in a lab coat?1197

#28

The taste of painkillers1196

#29

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?1195

#30

The art of rounding up1193

#31

8-year-old mental age1193

#32

Sensational for humanity1193

#33

House the ruthless1191

#34

His specialty: putting patients in their place1186

#35

You're not so bad!1186

#36

Obsessed with metaphors1180

#37

Handing out spankings?1178

#38

Not very nice and a huge drug addict1177

#39

The prince of tact1174

#40

Cuddy's revenge1170

#41

Lunch with Cuddy1166

#42

The Great Wall of China1162

#43

Who does Cuddy have a crush on?1159

#44

Wilson's got some bite!1159

#45

Kevin or Carl?1158

#46

Dr. House's squaw1158

#47

Cuddy's cleavage1155

#48

The best confidant1153

#49

What are we talking about?1133

#50

A bit megalomaniac?1124

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Rank the best quotes and memorable moments from the medical series House.

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.