Best Desperate Housewives characters

Gabrielle Solis leads with an ELO of 1,420, ahead of Bree Van de Kamp (1,283) and Lynette Scavo (1,256). Ranked over 1,173 duels between 6 contenders, last updated August 24, 2026.

Rank your favorite female characters from Desperate Housewives. Discover which iconic role from the cult ABC series wins the fans' votes.

How this ranking is computed

Every duel won lifts a contender and every loss drops them, by an amount that depends on the opponent's strength: beating the leader is worth more than beating the last. It is an ELO, the same principle as in chess. Duels are not drawn at random — an adaptive entropy sort puts the least predictable match-ups first, which settles the ranking far faster than a full round robin. A worldwide ranking is only published past 30 completed plays. Known limit: a contender who has faced few opponents keeps an approximate score, and the bottom of the table moves more than the podium.